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From: kaufman@uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA
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Subject: Re: A grumble about credentialism.
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Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 12:27:00 EDT
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>> Ultimate tabloid headline: "Crazed by UFO radiation, pregnant man bites dog."

> ..."gives dog AIDS"...

... "finds cancer cure after death"

Ken Kaufman (uiucdcs!kaufman)
"Here are the car keys.  Careful, I had them in the oven."