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From: sadowski@mdivax1.UUCP (sadowski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Pitfalls of Pickup Bars (slightly offensive)
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Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 16:22:35 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 27 16:22:35 1985
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	A man was in a pickup bar and was getting it on with a woman. Closing
time approached and he invited the woman to his apartment for "a few drinks."
She replied, "Why don't we go to my van outside and screw?"

	Outside the van, the woman turned to the man and said, "Oh, I feel
*really* kinky tonight. Take the aerial off my van and beat me with it."

	"Whatever turns your crank," he thought and complied, whipping her from
head to toe.

	6,969 orgasms later she was finally sated, she said to the man, "That
was great! You should try it." Once again the man complied and submitted him-
self to the beating.

				*  *  *

	A week later, still suffering the aftermath of his last tryst, he went
to a doctor to have his welts examined. The doctor after examining the man's
wounds, turned to him and said, "In all my years of practice, this has got to
be the worst case of Van-Aerial disease I've ever seen!"
-- 
Ed Sadowski
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