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From: keith@uiucme.uiucme
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Subject: Re: A grumble about credentialism.
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Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 15:08:00 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 26 15:08:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucme.uiucme!keith    Aug 26 14:08:00 1985




ultimate tabloid headline:

      MOTHER TERASA INVESTIGATING ORPHAN GIRL RAISED BY
      UFO DOGS WHO APPEAR IN A SWIMSUIT AT ROYAL WEDDINGS.

(Appropriate photographs, of course, would complete the front page)


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Keith
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What do you do when your (naked) baby pees on you?
Giggle and hold her close so it won't get on the carpet.
(True story)