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From: bherman@zaphod.UUCP (Bob Herman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: golf joke
Message-ID: <335@zaphod.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Aug-85 13:56:18 EDT
Article-I.D.: zaphod.335
Posted: Fri Aug 23 13:56:18 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 30-Aug-85 08:17:17 EDT
Reply-To: bherman@zaphod.UUCP (Bob Herman)
Organization: Develcon Electronics, Saskatoon, SK
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A man and his wife went out golfing one day.  During the game, the man

shanked a drive into the rough behind a little shack.  He looked left.

He looked right.  There was no easy shot for him to make.  Then his wife

pointed out that if he opened the doors on both sides of the shack, he

would have a clear shot for the green.  The man did so but just as he

shot the ball his wife peeked around the corner and was struck down

dead.  Several years later, the man is golfing the same course with his

new bride.  Again he shanks a drive behind the little shack.  This time

he lines up to poke little shot back onto the fairway.  As he prepares

to shoot his wife says "Wait Hon, I think if you open these doors you

might have a clear shot at the green!".  The man looks at her and says,

"Forget it!  The last time I did that I took a seven!"
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