Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site cornell.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!cornell!shah From: shah@cornell.UUCP (Amitabh Shah) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: offensive to mathematicians (and computer scientists too) Message-ID: <160@cornell.UUCP> Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 22:00:39 EDT Article-I.D.: cornell.160 Posted: Tue Aug 27 22:00:39 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 30-Aug-85 09:07:49 EDT References: <1451@vax3.fluke.UUCP> <1038@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> Reply-To: shah@cornell.UUCP (Amitabh Shah) Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept. Lines: 34 Keywords: mathematicians physicists engineers Summary: In article <1038@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Beth Christy) writes: > > [This line intentionally left blank] > >From: schuh@fluke.UUCP (Michael Schuh), Message-ID: <1451@vax3.fluke.UUCP>: >>It came to pass one night that there were in a hotel a physicist, an engineer, >>and a mathematician, each in a separate room. > >Oh yeah, well how 'bout this: > >=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > >A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were all attempting to prove >the theorem that all odd numbers are prime. > >The mathematician reasoned "Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is >prime, 9 is ... oops, the theorem's false." > >The physicist reasoned "Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is >prime, 9 is ... experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, ...." > >The engineer reasoned "Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is >prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, ...." > >=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > And did you hear about the computer scientist who responded: "3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime, 3 is a prime......." amitabh shah' +++++++++