Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site laidbak.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!laidbak!jeq From: jeq@laidbak.UUCP (Jonathan E. Quist) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: YAEMPJ Message-ID: <189@laidbak.UUCP> Date: Wed, 28-Aug-85 23:43:55 EDT Article-I.D.: laidbak.189 Posted: Wed Aug 28 23:43:55 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 30-Aug-85 10:50:31 EDT References: <133@cornell.UUCP> Reply-To: jeq@laidbak.UUCP (Jonathan E. Quist) Organization: LAI Chicago Lines: 26 Summary: In article <133@cornell.UUCP> michaels@cornell.UUCP (Michael I. Schwartzbach) writes: > >I heard this one once: > > What's the difference between a mathematician, a physicist and > an engineer? > > A mathematician assumes that a series is divergent until the > opposite has been proven. > > A physicist assumes that a series is convergent until the > opposite has been proven. > > An engineer assumes that a series is convergent even though > the opposite has been proven. In fact, an engineer causes a series to be convergent even though the opposite has been proven. I've done it. Jonathan E. Quist ihnp4!laidbak!jeq ``I deny this is a disclaimer.''