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Subject: Re: Simple Simon
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Date: Wed, 28-Aug-85 12:53:35 EDT
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> Don't know if this one has ever made it to the net...apologies
> if it has recently.
> 
> (credit is due, but not to me)
> ---------------------
> 
> Simon
> Simple Simon met a Pie Man,
> going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon, to the Pie Man,
> "May I taste your wares?"
> 
> "My whats?", enquired the Pie Man.
> "Your wares", blurted Simple Simon.
> "Whose where?", countered the Pie Man.
> "Not where", stated Simon, "ware".
> "Here", said the Pie Man.
> "Where?", asked Simon.
> "Yes", said the Pie Man. "Whose?"
> "Not whose", responded Simon, "Ware!"
> "Where's what?", demanded the Pie Man.
> "What's ware?", asked Simon.
> "Where?", asked the Pie Man.
> "There", said Simon, pointing to the Pie Man's basket.
> "Not here", said the Pie Man.
> "Where?", asked Simon.
> "Whose where?", repeated the Pie Man.
> "Your ware", repeated Simon.
> "What's a ware", asked the Italian Pie Man.
> "A pie", said Simon.
> "I sold the last one an hour ago", said the Pie Man.
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> Paul Shindman, U of T Computing Services, Toronto (416) 978-6878
> USENET: {ihnp4|decvax}!utcs!shindman

     I heard this one on the Bullwinkle Show YEARS ago!

				Kchula-Rrit