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Subject: football joke
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Date: Fri, 30-Aug-85 23:54:45 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 30 23:54:45 1985
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   A crowd gathers round a twenty story high-rise engulfed in flames.
A frightened women, craddling her newborn infant, is stranded on the
roof. The firemen below are unable to assure the women that they can
catch her baby.'You might drop my baby; I dare not risk it,' she
cries. Just then Dwight Clark, famed receiver for the San Francisco
49ers, walks by. After conferring with the firemen, Dwight convinces
the women that he can catch her baby. Scared, but confident in Dwight,
she drops her baby. As the baby falls the twenty flights the crowd
gasps. The wind blows the baby about, first right then left. Dwight
follows the baby's erratic path staggering right then left. At the
second Dwight reaches back making a spectacular one-handed catch!
The crowd cheers estactically. Dwight swells with pride, raises
the baby above his head and spikes it.