Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version nyu B notes v1.5 12/10/84; site csd2.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!csd2!berke
From: berke@csd2.UUCP (Wayne Berke)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: cannibals
Message-ID: <3050012@csd2.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 28-Aug-85 22:47:00 EDT
Article-I.D.: csd2.3050012
Posted: Wed Aug 28 22:47:00 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 1-Sep-85 08:08:59 EDT
Organization: New York University
Lines: 10


[]

Two hungry cannibals sat down to consume their latest prey -- an unlucky
jungle explorer -- in an unusual way; one began at the head, the other
at the feet.  That way they'd get their fair share and meet in the middle.
After about five minutes, the first cannibal looked down from the brain
he was nibbling on and said to the other: "How're you doing?"
"I'm having a ball," the lower man responded. "Oh, no," said the first.
"You're eating too fast!"