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From: weltyrp@rpics.UUCP (Richard Welty)
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Subject: A Bozo for All Seasons (Long and Silly)
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Date: Fri, 30-Aug-85 21:06:39 EDT
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Famous quotes from Bozos throughout history ...


"Et tu, Bozo?"
		-- Julius Bozo

"What's in a name?  A bozo by any other name would honk as sweet."
		-- Pepe ReBozo

"There's a bozo born every minute."
		-- P. T. Bozo

"Is this a bozo I see before me?  Come, let me clutch thee. (Honk, Honk)"
		-- Lady MacBozo

"Bozo, bozo, honking bright, in the circus of the night ..."
		-- Henry Bozo Longfellow

"Do not meddle in the affairs of bozos, for they are obvious, and quick
 to honk ..."
		-- Bozo Baggins

"Forescore and seven honks ago, our bozos brought fourth on this cont-
 inent ..."
		-- Abraham Bozo

"Frankly, Bozo, ... I don't give a damn!"
		-- Rhett Bozo

"One small honk for bozo, one giant noze for bozokind."
		-- Bozo Aldrin

"Dont fire until you see the reds of their noses!"
		-- 

"We have met the Bozo, and he is us."
		-- Commodore Bozo Perry

"I have not yet begun to honk!"
		-- John Paul Bozo

"Quickly, Watson!  The Bozo is afoot!"
		-- Sherblock Nose

"Bozos of a nose honk in droves."
		-- Anoseymous

"Alas, poor bozo, I knew him, Horatio"
		-- Omelet

"To honk, or not to honk, that is the question.  Whether 'tis nobler
 in mind to suffer the pranks and arrows of outrageous bozos, or to
 take arms against a sea of bozoettes."
		-- Omelet

"Bury my nose at wounded shoe."
		-- Chief Running Nose

"If bozo were not meant to honk, he wouldn't have been given a red
 nose."
		--

"Am I not a Bozo?  Do I not honk when you squeeze me?"
		--

"Ich bin ein Bozo!"
		-- John Fitzgerald Bozo

"Lord, what fools these Bozos be!"
		-- Puck, "A Midsummer Night's Bozo"

"Smoke Gets in Your Nose"
		--

"Are We Not Men?  We Are Bozo!"
		--

"I have always trusted in the kindness of Bozos."
		-- Blanche DuBozo

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the above quotes are the product of the warped imaginations
of many, but it is really all C. Ian Clownolly's fault, so
dont flame me -- RPW	:-)
-- 
				Rich Welty

	(I am both a part-time grad student at RPI and a full-time
	 employee of a local CAE firm, and opinions expressed herein
	 have nothing to do with anything at all)

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