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Subject: Optimism -- offensive to everyone
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Date: Sat, 31-Aug-85 14:06:32 EDT
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Posted: Sat Aug 31 14:06:32 1985
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Doctor: There's good news and bad news.
Patient: tell me the good news first.
Doctor: You have one day to live.
Patient: my God, if that`s the good news, what`s the bad news?
Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.
     
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