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Subject: 2 jokes
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Date: Thu, 29-Aug-85 18:55:00 EDT
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Nf-From: convex.UUCP!bjchrist    Aug 29 17:55:00 1985


Joke 1: hear that hollywood is making a movie about the dangers of
        casual sex?

        its called "Germs of Endearment"

Joke 2: A doctor calls up a patient of his and says:
        I have some good news and some bad news.

        The patient says:
	Well, give me the bad news first.

	Doctor:
	The lab called with your test results. They said you 
	have 24 hours to live.

	Patient:
	24 HOURS !! Thats terrible !! WHAT could be WORSE ?

	Doctor:
	They called yesterday.