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From: jmd@rduxb.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Joke
Message-ID: <699@rduxb.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 5-Sep-85 12:54:49 EDT
Article-I.D.: rduxb.699
Posted: Thu Sep  5 12:54:49 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 6-Sep-85 04:15:45 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Reading, PA
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This guy sets out in search for a job and comes across a clothing store.
He walks in and asks the owner if he needs a good salesman.  "Sorry, we
don't need anyone right now" the owner replies.  The man continues to 
beg for a chance.  The owner says "I'll tell you what, that one suit
over there", he points to this disgusting orange, yellow and purple poka
dot suit, "has been lying around for years.  If you can sell that suit
I'll give you a job."  The owner then leaves for lunch.  About an hour
later he returns and finds the man with his clothes ripped to bits, his
face black and blue and his arms a bloody mess.  "What happened to you?",
asks the owner.  "I sold the suit!", exclaims the new salesman.  "Did the
buyer put up a fight?" asked the owner.  "No", replied the salesman, "but
his seeing eye dog was pissed as hell."

						Joseph M. Dakes
						AT&T Bell Laboratories
						Reading, PA
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