Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site yetti.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!mnetor!yetti!peter From: peter@yetti.UUCP (Runge) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Canadian Fortran (peak joke) Message-ID: <251@yetti.UUCP> Date: Sun, 8-Sep-85 21:54:44 EDT Article-I.D.: yetti.251 Posted: Sun Sep 8 21:54:44 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 9-Sep-85 00:46:45 EDT Distribution: can Organization: York University Computer Science Lines: 13 Here is a Fortran peak joke with a rather narrow base (Canadian distribution only): Q: How can you recognize Canadian Fortran? A: Every line has an "A" in col. 73. -- Peter H. Roosen-Runge, Department of Computer Science, York University Toronto M3J 1P3 , Ontario, Canada _____________________________________________________________________________ "Eccles, is the ship sinking?" "Only below the sea." "We must try to save the ship -- help me get it into the lifeboat." _____________________________________________________________________________