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From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Beth Christy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The Truly Ultimate Tabloid Headline
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Date: Wed, 11-Sep-85 20:26:25 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 11 20:26:25 1985
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[If God had wanted us to go around naked, we'd have been Born that way]


FEARING DISCOVERY, EARTH-BASED SPACE ALIENS THREATEN NEWSPAPER
WITH TOTAL DESTRU


Now *that* would convince me.

-- 

--JB       (Beth Christy, U. of Chicago, ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth)

		"Oh yeah, P.S.,
		 I...I feel...feel like...I am
		 in a burning building
		 And I gotta go."            (Laurie Anderson)