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From: michaelm@3comvax.UUCP (Michael McNeil)
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Subject: Yet another light bulb jokeSubject: Yet another light bulb joke
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Date: Wed, 11-Sep-85 17:53:53 EDT
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[Fnpevsvpvny yvar.]  

(Ubcrshyyl, gurer rkvfgf n yvtug ohyo wbxr gung unfa'g orra
cbfgrq orsber.  Pbhyq guvf or gur bar?)  

Ubj znal Nccyr rzcyblrrf qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo?  

Na nabalzbhf fxrcgvp'f nafjre, ersyrpgvat uvf be ure ivrj bs gur
qrirybczrag bs n pbzchgre naq bs ohernhpenpl, jnf cvaarq gb n
ohyyrgva obneq ng Nccyr:  

    Bar gb svyr gur hfre vachg ercbeg sbe gur onq ohyo.  
    Bar gb erivfr gur hfre vagresnpr fcrpvsvpngvbaf.  
    Bar gb erqrfvta gur yvtug ohyo.  
    Bar gb ohvyq gur cebgbglcr.  
    Bar gb nccebir gur cebwrpg.  
    Bar gb yrnx gur arjf gb gur cerff.  
    Bar nern nffbpvngr gb pbbeqvangr gur cebwrpg.  
    Bar cebwrpg znantre.  
    Gjb cebqhpg znexrgvat znantref.  
    Bar gb jevgr gur yvtug ohyo cebqhpg erivfvba cyna.  
    Bar gb nanylmr gur yvtug ohyo'f cebsvgnovyvgl.  
    Bar gb artbgvngr gur iraqbe pbagenpg.  
    Frira gb nycun-grfg gur yvtug ohyo.  
    Bar gb erivfr gur yvtug ohyo bcrengvat flfgrz.  
    Bar gb bognva SPP pregvsvpngvba.  
    Bar gb jevgr gur znahny.  
    Bar gb qb gur sbervta genafyngvbaf.  
    Bar gb qrirybc gur yvtug ohyo cebqhpg genvavat cnpx.  
    Bar gb qrfvta gur negjbex.  
    Bar gb qrfvta gur cnpxntr.  
    Bar gb jevgr gur qngn furrg.  
    Bar gb jevgr gur frys-ehaavat yvtug-ohyo qrzb.  
    Bar gb pbcl-cebgrpg gur yvtug ohyo.  
    Bar gb jevgr gur RPB.  
    Bar gb sberpnfg hfr.  
    Bar gb ragre gur cneg ahzore va gur pbzchgre.  
    Bar gb cynpr gur beqre sbe rnpu yvtug ohyo.  
    Bar gb DP gur yvtug ohyo.  
    Bar gb qvfgevohgr gur yvtug ohyo.  
    Bar gb frrq iraqbef jvgu gur erivfvba.  
    Bar gb betnavmr gur cebqhpg vagebqhpgvba cnegl.  
    Bar gb znxr gur cerff naabhaprzrag.  
    Bar gb rkcynva gur yvtug ohyo gb gur svanapvny pbzzhavgl.  
    Bar gb naabhapr gur yvtug ohyo gb gur fnyrf sbepr.  
    Bar gb naabhapr gur yvtug ohyo gb gur qrnyref.  
    Bar gb genva freivpr.  
    Naq bar freivpr grpuavpvna gb fjnc bhg gur yvtug ohyo.  

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