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From: poole@convex.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Masocists
Message-ID: <36700053@convex>
Date: Fri, 13-Sep-85 13:07:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 13 13:07:00 1985
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Nf-From: convex.UUCP!poole    Sep 13 12:07:00 1985


There were two guys standing at the bar drinking when one mentions that he
is a masocist. His drinking partner's eyes light up as he hears this and
he confesses that he too has a little kink. He is a sadist. Well they both
get pretty excited about this and decide to retire to the sadists apartment
for a little S and M. The sadist makes the masocist strip and chains him to
the wall. The masocist is really getting excited as the sadist goes through
his closet of whips and chains looking for a good one to use on his waiting
companion. He finally selects a 25 foot black rhino-hide bullwhip with small
pieces of bone tied to the end and gives it a test pop. WHIISSSSSH BAAANNNG!!
A shudder runs through the masocist chained to the wall as he hears this and
cranes his head around so he can see the sadist standing there with the bull-
whip and says "Hey are you going to beat me with that thing?" With a gleam in
his eye the sadist says "No.".

R.P.
Somewhere in Texas.