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From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner)
Newsgroups: net.med,net.jokes
Subject: Berke Breathed on Nutrition ...
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Date: Mon, 2-Sep-85 12:52:45 EDT
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	(Forgive me for one last posting before my dissapearance.)

The caption from the Sunday Sept 1 "Bloom County":

	L.H. Puttgrass is here to finally give his treasonous body exactly
what it so richly deserves.
	Let us start off this culinary orgy with a tantalizing appetizer...
... greasy French Fries..always good for hopelessly clogging miles of arteries
with yummy fatty deposits..
	..moving quickly now to the piece de resistance: A "Double Mustard
Maxi-Burger"... flame-kissed with carcinogenic charcoal broiling...
	..Yes, dripping with fatty red meat, it shall be brimming with heavily
salted pickles and nitrate-laden smoked bacon.  A veritable feast of doom for
my entire cardiovascular system.

(Here ya go.)
	L.H. Puttgrass and his arteries thank you ... If I should expire before
I finish, be so kind as to alert the local medical school for the expeditious
disposal of my carcass. Good Day !!!

[My kind of meal ... ]
-- 
				Craig Werner
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		"The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"