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From: etan@tellab1.UUCP (Nate Stelton)
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Save the Guars
Message-ID: <537@tellab1.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 14-Aug-85 13:41:56 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 14 13:41:56 1985
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>>>>> In the time it takes you to read this, 200-500 innocent guars will be brutally
>>>>> slaughtered by heartless guar hunters.  Their gums will be removed (in an
>>>>> unspeakably crude fashion, sometimes before the guar has even stopped moving)
>>>>> and sold to multinational food processing corporations so that Yuppie ice
>>>>> cream may have a smoother texture.
>>>    Almost as bad as that, is the raising of small defensless creatures...
>>
>>This sort of thing really bothers me... and what's worse, there's even MORE!!
>> 
>>Tartaric acid (This people is almost extinct!)
>Yah!  Anyone ever wonder where VELCRO comes from???  Out in the deserts, these
>little creatures called velcros (I think they're distant relatives of the...

Did anyone ever tell you that TARTAR SAUCE is made from mayonnaise, pickles,
olives, capers, etc.?  Don't you believe them!  Go ask your dentist what
tartar is!  I can't think of a grosser substance to put on fish, even if it's
my own!  And watch for a new product coming out in the grocery stores...
PLAQUE SAUCE.  They figure if people buy tartar sauce, they'll buy
anything.  Plaque sauce comes in a variety of flavors:

smokey beef -- made with plaque taken from the teeth of people who just ate
               hamburgers cooked on a weber with mesquite chips
tuna --  made from plaque taken ... well you get the idea
liver --
caviar --
mixed vegetables --
                      and best of all ...
oreo --   this sauce has actual black bits of the real thing -- you know how
          that stuff gets stuck in and between your molars

They may come out with 'chunky peanut brittle'  but at this point, it would
be too expensive to produce.

                             -etan