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From: cjbiggin@watmath.UUCP (Colin Biggin)
Newsgroups: net.movies
Subject: Re: Kelvin stinks!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Thu, 29-Aug-85 19:45:50 EDT
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Laurence C. Roberts writes:
>You nitwits who are defending Kelvin Thompson are doing it all wrong.
>
>I think Kelvin Thompson is a nogood p**pyb*tt.  He is really
>unsophisticated and immature and should go back where he came from.  He's a
>nincompoop who can't even tell good movies from bad ones.  I side with all the
>grownups who say he doesn't know what he's talking about.  In fact, I learned
>some passwords and managed to crash his computer, so you won't have to worry
>for a while about dumb ol' Kelvin.
>
>These are my opinions, and you can't have them, so there!!!
>
>				Laurence "Dont-call-me-Larry" Roberts
>			        ...ihnp4!stolaf!robertsl
>

My my, aren't we the facile ass today.  OK, I won't call you Larry, how 
does idiot, dolt, shit-head, and peabrain sound instead.  You think
Kelvin sounds immature...  you should have reread this piece of refuse
that you just sent.

As to your opinions, you can keep them and shove them in unmentionable 
places as well.  As to Kelvin's brilliant satirical reviews which are
the only interesting things in this newsgroup,  I for one enjoy them very
much.  They are INOFFENSIVE and FUNNY.  Let me stress the word INOFFESIVE
for you Larry since it seems you can't comprehend meanings and subtlety
very well.  INOFFENSIVE means not harming (or offending anyone).  Kelvin's
articles are mere potshots at well known and well liked movies.  Hence,
(I think) amusing...  They shouldn't offend anyone but for some unknown
reason, they do.  

>P.S. Would one of you numbskulls mail me the most recent review?  St. Olaf
>was down computerwise. 

Sounds like you crashed your own system instead of Kelvin's...  not surprising!
First you criticize Kelvin and now you want a copy of his latest review.  
Not only are you an over-sensitive pansy-ass, but you're a hypocrite as well..

Once again, I like Kelvin's reviews and will continue to read them.  I 
personally don't see anything wrong with them except perhaps a slightly 
inappropriate (or is it unappreciative) newsgroup...  but there is no
net.satire so this IS the appropriate newsgroup...

cheers,
Colin Biggin              cjbiggin!watmath!{allegra|clyde|ihnp4|utzoo}
University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario