Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site imsvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!amd!vecpyr!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!cvl!elsie!imsvax!ted From: ted@imsvax.UUCP (Ted Holden) Newsgroups: net.origins Subject: Sauropods Got Dianabol??? Message-ID: <392@imsvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 9-Sep-85 22:58:46 EDT Article-I.D.: imsvax.392 Posted: Mon Sep 9 22:58:46 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 14-Sep-85 00:59:53 EDT Organization: IMS Inc, Rockville MD Lines: 150 In a sense, the whole discipline of mathematics is based on an invalid assumption; that there is such a thing in the universe as proving ANYTHING. In reality, there is only such a thing as proving something to SOMEBODY's satisfaction. My little proof vis a vis the ultrasaur will seem like an off-the-wall, apples-and-oranges kind of a thing to many people at first, but in truth, I rigged it so that the only thing really ridiculous about it was the extent to which EVERYTHING in the equation favored the ultrasaur, AND HE STILL DIDN'T MAKE IT. Consider that: 1 I compared the maximum one shot lift of one of the five or ten strongest humans on earth, fully warmed up, with a bar weighing three times their own weight on their shoulders to what the dinosaur must do just to lift its own weight; that is ridiculous. 2. I gave the dinosaur credit for having the same ratio of muscle size to lifting power as Kazmaier and his friends; that is ridiculous. 3. I gave the ultrasaurs disproportionately thicker limbs credit for being as efficient as the humans; that is ridiculous. But you can't please everybody. Wayne Throop writes: >Strange how someone who accuses others of making elementary mistakes can >make so many, and all in a single posting. Some of the more obvious >ones: > >> Stanley Friesen and several other commentators on the net have replied >> in numerous articles that they don't really understand the reason why a >> hundred foot long, three hundred thousand pound ultrasaur would have any >> insurmountable problems functioning in our gravity. > >They have done no such thing. Rather, they have stated that they *do* >understand why it *is* possible, another thing altogether. > Stating a falsehood more or less IMPLIES not understanding the truth. >> Generally, whenever an animal doubles it's size, all other factors being >> equal, it's power to weight ratio gets cut in half. > >Wrong. The problem introduced by the square-cube disparity is not >"power", as in muscular power, but structural strength. Thus, most of >the rest of this article is so many wasted bits, since it is a >calculation of the muscular power available to some Sauropods. An >incorrect one at that. > Don't take my word for this one, Wayne. Consider "On Size and Life", a Scientific American Library book, 1983 by Thomas A. McMahan and John Bonner. On pages 55 and 56 it states: "..The figure shows that the weight lifted in each of the body-weight classes up to 198 lbs is quite precisely proportional to the .67 power of body weight as would be predicted by an argument that muscle stress is invariant to body size, so that muscle force, and therefore total weight-lifting ability is proportional to the cross-sectional area of the body (that is, the 2/3 power of body weight in animals scaled by isometry)." It sometimes happens that reading about such things on paper doesn't give one a very good FEEL for what is actually being discussed. If this is the case, you might try watching ants carrying leaves 20 times their own weight for awhile (several kinds of ants make a practice of this), and then carry something 20 times YOUR weight (such as a Corvette-Stingray or one of the newer Porsches) around for awhile, until you become convinced. >> [Omitted calculation of a quantity purported to give the >> muscle-to-weight-supported ratio] >> First, the ratio would, in reality, be higher for a maximally trained >> human athlete than for any herbivore, > >Wrong. Human muscle tissue, even in trained athletes, is quite a bit >weaker than "equivalent" muscle tissue from most animals. The reason >for this is not clear, but I have seen factors of between 2 and 10 for >ratios of animal-to-human muscle tissue strength. This is one reason >that even juvenile (100 pound or so) primates can be physically very >dangerous to their human handlers. If you believe this, Wayne, you should move to Roanoke and join Falwell's flock tommorrow; you've just told me that man was created separately from the lower animals and could not possibly be descended from any of them. Seriously, however, I suspect you know a great deal about primates but not much about powerlifters and have just told me that most humans don't get much exercise by chimp standards. Bill Kazmaier does. I have seen him do five reps of deadlifting a bar with a thousand pounds on it. Forget juvenile chimps; are there any adult gorillas who could do this? This isn't a rhetorical question; I'd like to know, and you seem to know something about primates. My first guess would be that there aren't. > >> Of course, the ultrasaur didn't have access to dianabol. > >Fantastic! *Of course* the ultrasaur *did* have access to "dianabol" >(or equivalent anabolic steroids)! Just where were these compounds >discovered? In animal tissue! A given level of anabolic steroid >observed in (untreated) humans says *next to nothing* about the level >that might be observed in some Sauropod or other. > I've got to hand it to you, Wayne; I don't get caught totally napping very often, and you've done it to me with this one. Unfortunately for the ultrasaur, however, it hardly matters. If you refigure the whole thing WITH dianabol, using Kazmaier himself as the example, 1300 lbs (950 on the bar + Kazmaier) instead of 1000, 36 inches in circumference for Kaz's thighs (and hence, a radius of 5.73 inches) instead of 31.4 and 5 (which I took for ballpark), the difference works out to be miniscule and the ultrasaur still needs 10 ft. diameter thighs +- a fraction of an inch. >> It would thus seem that, given our gravity, there is a threshold for >> size and weight beyond which no animal could be wide enough to provide a >> base for the legs it would take to bear it's own weight. An animal >> beyond that threshold should properly be regarded as a mathematical >> impossibility in our world, given our gravity. The ultrasaur is beyond >> that point by a considerable margin. > >First, it would be a physical impossibility, not a mathematical >impossibility. Second, Ted's calculations by no means show that the >ultrasaur is beyond the point of physical impossibility, because the >*wrong quantity* was calculated, power instead of structural strength. >And last, the calculation of power available was based on faulty >premises in any event. > >All in all, I think Stanley Friesen's "Large animals and gravity" >posting is the clear winner in the Battle of the Network Sauropods. >-- Sometimes I get the feeling that people are only reading the first half of my articles. The second half of the article on ultrasaurs contained an analysis of Adrian Desmond's treatment (in "The Hot-Blooded Dinosaurs") of pterosaurs, in which he presented about 10 insoluble obstacles to the very existence of these creatures, including references to calculations entirely similar to mine (although made by establishment scientists with PHD's) which showed that the outer limit of weight for ANY flying creature in our world was 50 lbs, despite the known fact that pteratorns and the big Texas pterasaurs were a lot heavier than that. Desmond gives no answers to any of these problems. Doesn't any of this BOTHER any of you readers out there? Do you have that easy a time sweeping facts which contradict uniformitarianism under the rug? What is your opinion of the part of the ultrasaur article dealing with pterosaurs, Wayne?