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From: helmsoid@scirtp.UUCP (the helmsoid)
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Subject: Re: Secular Humanism, Creationism & Toddism
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Date: Wed, 11-Sep-85 15:09:51 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 11 15:09:51 1985
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> > We Toddists believe that religious views should not be
> > banned from public schools.

You mean *Christian views* should not be banned from 
public schools, fella!

>>  ...(statement of basic Toddist beliefs)
> 
> > These are the views of the Toddists (actually the Toddist,
> > but I'll be recruiting members soon at your local airport)
> ...
> > 
> >    |||||||
> >    ||   ||
> >    [ O-O ]       Todd Jones
> >     \ ^ /        {decvax,akgua}!mcnc!rti-sel!scirtp!todd      
> >     | ~ |
> >     |___|        SCI Systems Inc. doesn't necessarily agree with Todd.
> 
> Since Toddism seems at least as sensible as any other religion, and it
> certainly sounds better to be able to refer to "the Toddists" rather than
> "the Toddist", I hereby announce my conversion to Toddism. I join in the
> call for full, free teaching of Toddism in all public schools.

All you damn preverted commernist homersexshals'll burn in Hell!
You can't disguise your Godless atheism!! I'll sniff yer rotten
carcass out and send some of my boys to getcha!

Now if I can only find that sicko, Todd Jones, who started
this redickless attack on ma freedom to indoctrinate 'merican
youth, I'll show him a thing or two about tolerance!!

Anyone who can provide me with information regarding this here
Jones fellow can consider themselves a blue blooded citizen of
the greatest country in the world!

> 	ps
> 	(Pat Shanahan)
> 	uucp : {decvax!ucbvax || ihnp4 || philabs}!sdcsvax!celerity!ps
> 	arpa : sdcsvax!celerity!ps@nosc

Our boys will come for you soon, ya damn pinko!

	-Jeshee

	These are the views held by all right-thinking 'mericans.
	If these views ain't held by an individual or organization,
	they must be Godless commernist agitators and will be dealt 
	with appropriately. Amen.

	{decvax,akgua}!mcnc!rti-sel!scirtp!helmsoid