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From: barryg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Lee Gold)
Newsgroups: net.sf-lovers
Subject: Re: A-Filking we will go/
Message-ID: <2293@sdcrdcf.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 29-Aug-85 09:13:12 EDT
Article-I.D.: sdcrdcf.2293
Posted: Thu Aug 29 09:13:12 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 1-Sep-85 04:42:44 EDT
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Reply-To: barryg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Lee Gold)
Organization: System Development Corp. R+D, Santa Monica
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Summary: 

I Once Had a Sword (to Norwegian Wood) was written by Charlie Luce
and originally published by him in my apa, ALARUMS AND EXCURSIONS
(for FRPers).  The words are...

I once had a sword, or should I say...it once had me.
I just picked it up; oh what a sword!  It was plus three.
Its Ego was 12, a fact of which I wasn't aware.
When I wanted to leave I found that the sword didn't care.   Oh.....

I walked through the halls, wasting my time, nothing to find.
Then I turned a corner, and then I said, "Oh no, Undead!"
The 32 Wights saw me coming and started to laugh.
And I closed my eyes as my sword started hewing a path.   Oh.....

And when I awoke, I was alone; the sword had...flown.
Now I use a club.  Isn't it good?  No-Ego wood!

Lee Gold