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From: smb@ulysses.UUCP (Steven Bellovin)
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Subject: Re: Deus ex machina
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> How do you circumcise a computer?

Simple!  Its modems will be connected to the "ring" and "tip" wires of the
phone network.  Cut off a bit of the "tip"...  (The "ring" wire is used in
computer wedding ceremonies, of course.)