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From: mojo@kepler.UUCP (Morris Jones)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: a sex problem
Message-ID: <188@kepler.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 17:20:29 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 26 17:20:29 1985
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     There's a clever short subject called "Thin Walls" that deals with this.

     Joe Nerd (who's a pharmacologist, and really a reasonable fellow) moves
into an apartment next to a gorgeous sex object.  That night he finds that
he can't read or watch TV because of the interesting noises and bangings
coming from the apartment next door.

     Attempts to meet the woman of his dreams (or at least his attempts to
dream) prove fruitless.  She only dates hunks with lots of tan and
shoulders.

     So Joe asks a favor of one of his coworkers at the pharmacy, a woman,
who records a tape of grunts, groans, and "Oh, Joe, you're sooo good!" and
"Oh, Joe, you're sooo big!"  The next night he plays the tape at full
volume in his apartment, and rocks the bed back and forth.

     The next day, of course, gorgeous sex object asks Joe if maybe he
has time to come by for a drink ...

-- 
Mojo
... Morris Jones, MicroPro Product Development
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