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From: rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Rich Rosen)
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Subject: Re: books
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Date: Tue, 3-Sep-85 20:25:36 EDT
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>> How about one of my faves:
>> 	CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE. . .
>    This goes right along with the classic,
> 	WATERMELONS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN BECAUSE. . .
>   The humor, as you can imagine, is similar.
> --Greg

It sounds like I could write a generic book for everyone and make a million
dollars.  Its title?
	NON-HUMANS/INANIMATE OBJECTS/MACHINES ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE BECAUSE...

Its contents?

"Because even though you don't get all the benefits of relating to another
	human being, it's a lot less trouble."

Do you think it will sell?
-- 
Life is complex.  It has real and imaginary parts.
					Rich Rosen  ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr