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From: bill@persci.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Net.bizarre Official Animal
Message-ID: <394@persci.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 12-Sep-85 11:49:00 EDT
Article-I.D.: persci.394
Posted: Thu Sep 12 11:49:00 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 15-Sep-85 18:13:08 EDT
References: <736@cybvax0.UUCP>
Reply-To: bill@persci.UUCP (William Swan)
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Organization: Summation Inc, Woodinville WA
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Xref: tektronix net.bizarre:01280 
Summary: 

In article <736@cybvax0.UUCP> fbp@cybvax0.UUCP (Rick Peralta) writes:
>>The only animal sufficiently bizarre for this this group's mascot is the
>>			aardvark!
>I second, third and other wise approve of the aardvark.
>Such a noble brow.  Stealth is it's middle name.  
>And such a diet !?!  Intelligent too.
>Rick  ...!cybvax0[!dmc0]!fbp
>"BAN THE BLENDER"

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

It has gotta be the SLUG! It has *ALL* the advantages you attribute to the
aardvark, and more!

1. Slugs are found *everywhere* in the habitable earth and Canada. (If you
   are in short supply locally, let me know. I'll be glad to send you some.)
   Everybody on the net can have one!

2. With slugs, everybody can tailor their mascot to their regional preference.
   Seattlites can have leopard slugs, Californians banana or blonde (or even
   Zayante Hump-backed) slugs, and divers sea slugs. Why, even printers,
   shooters, brawlers, drinkers, and pre-metric British physicists can have 
   slugs! (Agoraphobes, of course, will have snails instead.)

3. With a pocketful of slugs, you can get sodas real cheap from vending
   machines! Ever try to stuff an aardvark into a coin slot??

-- 
William Swan  {ihnp4,decvax,allegra,...}!uw-beaver!tikal!persci!bill


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