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From: wanttaja@ssc-vax.UUCP (Ronald J Wanttaja)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Have it your way (from Burger King, even)
Message-ID: <212@ssc-vax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 13-Sep-85 14:25:16 EDT
Article-I.D.: ssc-vax.212
Posted: Fri Sep 13 14:25:16 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 17-Sep-85 05:19:58 EDT
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Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA
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A Vet at the clinic where my wife works buys hamburgers, and freezes them
until he gets a fee moment.  He then pops it in the microwave.  A few weeks
back, he zapped his frozen morsel, then bit in to find it a bit tough.  He
opened the burger and found... a pair of (slightly singed) Doberman ears!
Turns out they had cropped the ears of a Dobie a day or so earlier, and
someone couldn't stand to see them go to waste...

The doc took the ears out of the burger, and ate it anyway.  Now, don't
mention it or *everyone* will want one...

					       Ron Wanttaja
					       (ssc-vax!wanttaja)

"Live large and prosper"
	  -Spock Bolan


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