Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 (Denver Mods 7/26/84) 6/24/83; site drutx.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!drutx!slb From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Re: Tomato Wars, Stange, but True Message-ID: <494@drutx.UUCP> Date: Mon, 16-Sep-85 22:17:09 EDT Article-I.D.: drutx.494 Posted: Mon Sep 16 22:17:09 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 18-Sep-85 04:42:31 EDT Organization: AT&T Information Systems Laboratories, Denver Lines: 58 An article in the local paper that qualifies for bizarre: COLORADO SPLATS TEXAS IN ANNUAL TOMATO WAR (Rocky Mountain News, Mon, Sept. 16, 1985) Twin lakes, Colo (UPI)--A crack platoon of tomato tossers pelted an outnumbered contingent of Texans into defeat to give Colorado another win in its annual Tomato War against the invading ranks of its southern neighbors. The Knights of the Round Tomato, who also won the event last year, survived the two days of tomato combat thanks largely to the strong arm of minor-league baseball player Greg Adams. Adams was the only one among 700 to 800 combatants to escape of fatal tomato hit to the torso. "He is right on target," Tomato War organizer Taylor Adams said Sunday at the end of the war. "He went through a couple of hundred people all by himself." Colorado's victory in the fourth annual war came despite the Texan's use of several airplanes and helicopters, along with a Jeep outfitted with wooden "armor" and a navy made up of kayakers in wetsuits, she said. "The Texans were terribly outnumbered," she said. "There were about 350 Texans, and the rest were Coloradans, but they lasted until about the fourth- or fifth-to-last person, so they fought valiantly. Adams, 39, borrowing from the annual Boston-vs.-New York tomato battle staged in Vermont, began the tomato wars between Colorado and Texas as a way of venting mutual resentment that builds during each year's tourist season. "I think the Texans just come here to find a little more raw land for more condo sites," she said. "It's their personality, too. The final straw came when a Texas woman sitting in our restaurant overlooking the San Isabel National Forest said, 'It sure is beautiful here. It's too bad no one's done anything with it yet.'" This year's battle, waged in the national forest, consumed 10,400 pounds of overripe tomatoes. The participants were divided into 11-member platoons, some fighting for Texas, and more for Colorado. -- Sue Brezden Real World: Room 1B17 Net World: ihnp4!drutx!slb AT&T Information Systems 11900 North Pecos Westminster, Co. 80234 (303)538-3829 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your god may be dead, but mine aren't. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com