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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mouse Execution. Warning: GROSS!
Message-ID: <303@cylixd.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 20-Sep-85 11:42:11 EDT
Article-I.D.: cylixd.303
Posted: Fri Sep 20 11:42:11 1985
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Reply-To: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Organization: RCA Cylix Communications , Memphis, TN
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>>> to me.  By the way, have you ever tried torching cockroaches?  When they
>>> crawl up your nose while you're asleep, it makes you want to do that.

>	I, for one, would prefer not to torch a cockroach that had just
>crawled up my nose.
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	Instructions for getting a cockroach out of your nose:

 (1) Inhale through your mouth, breathing in as much air as possible.

 (2) Plug up unroached nostril.

 (3) Exhale sharply through infested nostril. This will usually not
 expel the roach immediately, but will move it to the end of your
 nostril. Some of the roach may be showing at this point.

 (4) Pinch your nose at the upper part of the bridge, as tightly
 as possible.

 (5) With fingers still in pinching position, run them slowly down the
 nose toward the nostrils. This will force the roach out. If you have
 a good cold, the extra mucous helps in lubrication of the roach.

 (6) Once roach is out, piece it back together and count the legs to
 make sure you got it all.

 (7) If you panic and inhale at the wrong time, just swallow quickly.
 The roach will slip right on down your throat and you won't even 
 taste it. Be sure to ingest a small amount of boric acid immediately
 afterward to kill the roach and ensure that it won't try to crawl
 back up your esophagus.

 Sorry if it grossed you out, but I warned you.

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Dave Kirby    ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave)

(The views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect 
those of RCA Cylix. They may not even reflect my own.)


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