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From: jlt@styx.UUCP (John L. Thomas)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Real men and the consumption of sweat socks
Message-ID: <12720@styx.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 20-Sep-85 00:05:13 EDT
Article-I.D.: styx.12720
Posted: Fri Sep 20 00:05:13 1985
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>>>>Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They
>>>>let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes.
>>> 
>>> Real men tie it in a knot. Let's hear it for bondage.
>> 
>> Real men hold it until their eyes change color.  [Note, mine are still brown.]
> What are you holding since your eyes were undoubtedly once blue?

*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES ***

Actually, my eyes have always been brown.  Does that mean I've always been
holding whatever, or does it mean I've always been full of sh*t?
I'd poll the net, but I'm pretty sure what the answer would be.

Have you hugged your sofa today?
John
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