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From: yrdbrd@bmcg.UUCP (Larry J. Huntley)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
Message-ID: <1894@bmcg.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 23-Sep-85 17:37:57 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep 23 17:37:57 1985
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Reply-To: yrdbrd@bmcg.UUCP (Larry J. Huntley)
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In article <1893@bmcg.UUCP> bobn@bmcg.UUCP (Bob Nebert) writes:
>> ........  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
>> the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.
>> 
>> There are two ways that this can be done:  With the loose
>> end CLOSE to the wall, or it could be AWAY from the wall.  
>> 
>> Thanks in advance for your assistance.
>>

>Everybody knows that its put with the loose end CLOSE to the wall

Tsk, tsk, tsk.  I'm surprised at you, Bob.  A successful, big-time
newspaper publisher like yourself making a mistake like this.  The
loose end goes AWAY from the wall.  That way you can see the pretty
flowers or bunnies or birdies or hand grenades printed on the paper
as the loose end hangs..er..drapes off of the roll.  Also, that is
the way Archie Bunker preferred his toilet paper.  Ergo, this is the
proper way.  QED.

Get with it, Bob.  You wouldn't want to wind up in court, would you?

'brd
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Larry J. Huntley            Burroughs Corporation
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