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From: russ@ihuxf.UUCP (Russell Spence)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
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Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 22:07:09 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 26 22:07:09 1985
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> ........  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
> the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.

	Well, of course there's always the missionary position. Or,
	perhaps you prefer the "doggey-style" approach.  I believe that
	the Kama Sutra had a chapter on ....  What?  He didn't mean...
	Oops.  Never Mind....

	(Ouch! Just think of the paper cuts!!!)
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						Russell Spence
						ihnp4!ihuxf!russ
						AT&T Technologies
						Lisle, IL


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