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Subject: Final response to the toilet paper contraversy (sp?)
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From: bobn@bmcg.UUCP (Bob Nebert)
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Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
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> In article <1893@bmcg.UUCP> bobn@bmcg.UUCP (Bob Nebert) writes:
> >> ........  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
> >> the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.
> >> 
> >> There are two ways that this can be done:  With the loose
> >> end CLOSE to the wall, or it could be AWAY from the wall.  
> >> 
> >> Thanks in advance for your assistance.
> >>
> 
> >Everybody knows that its put with the loose end CLOSE to the wall
> 
> Tsk, tsk, tsk.  I'm surprised at you, Bob.  A successful, big-time
> newspaper publisher like yourself making a mistake like this.  The
> loose end goes AWAY from the wall.  That way you can see the pretty
> flowers or bunnies or birdies or hand grenades printed on the paper
> as the loose end hangs..er..drapes off of the roll.  Also, that is
> the way Archie Bunker preferred his toilet paper.  Ergo, this is the
> proper way.  QED.
> 
> Get with it, Bob.  You wouldn't want to wind up in court, would you?
> 
> 'brd
> -- 
> Larry J. Huntley            Burroughs Corporation
>                       Distributed Systems Group   MS-703
>                   10850 Via Frontera   San Diego, CA  92128
>                               (619)  485-4544
> 
Larry NO   NO   NO. Remember in the movie "Smokey and the Bandit" 
Sherrif Buford T. Pusser, Texas Ranger, left the bathroom and was
dragging a long roll behind him. Of course it got caught in his
aaaaaaa belt, shall we say. If the loose end was in to the wall he  
wouldn't gotten caught and looked stupid. I stand by my earlier
judgement.
 
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Don't you know that your not supposed to put a new roll on the dispenser?
 
No!  Your supposed to keep the empty roll on, and put the new roll on the
counter next to the sink, or on the side of the tub.
 
-- 
 
"See you all again next week on the muppet show!" - Kermit the frog
 
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