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From: john@frog.UUCP (John Woods)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
Message-ID: <252@frog.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Sep-85 11:22:07 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 24 11:22:07 1985
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Organization: Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA
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> I need some help.  I know that this is not nte.ettiquitte, but
> I guess its the closest there is.
> I'm having a party this weekend, and I want everything to be
> perfect.  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
> the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.
> There are two ways that this can be done:  With the loose
> end CLOSE to the wall, or it could be AWAY from the wall.  
> I don't know what the implications are with either way.
> This problem has had me SO upset that I haven't had a good
> nights sleep for several days.
> Thanks in advance for your assistance.
> 
Take the toilet paper roll and drill a 1" hole in the center, perpendicular
to the axis of the cylinder.  Insert the toilet paper holding tube through
this hole.  In this way, you can alternate whether the loose end is close to
or away from the wall as the mood strikes you, by rotating it about the
drilled axis.

This also prevents the women from using too much....OUCH!!! STOP THROWING
THOSE SLUGS AT ME!!  OUCH! OUCH!........NO!  HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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