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From: showard@udenva.UUCP (showard)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
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Date: Wed, 25-Sep-85 22:19:34 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 25 22:19:34 1985
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> I need some help.  I know that this is not nte.ettiquitte, but
> I guess its the closest there is.
> 
> I'm having a party this weekend, and I want everything to be
> perfect.  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
> the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.
> 
> There are two ways that this can be done:  With the loose
> end CLOSE to the wall, or it could be AWAY from the wall.  
> I don't know what the implications are with either way.
> This problem has had me SO upset that I haven't had a good
> nights sleep for several days.
> Thanks in advance for your assistance.
> 
> Pete Hickey   
>
  Well, Pete, this is a problem with which man has struggled for generations.
I asked several gurus, a holy man, a bum, and local etiquette wiz Mr. Manners
and this was their unanymous opinion:

   To avoid any conflict, toilet paper should not be hung at all, but should
be hand-separated into little individual squares and stacked on the toilet 
tank next to the air freshener disguised as an owl.

  -Mr. Blore, the DJ who would not die! 


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