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From: kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls. (SICK!)
Message-ID: <867@voder.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Sep-85 21:20:07 EDT
Article-I.D.: voder.867
Posted: Tue Sep 24 21:20:07 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 1-Oct-85 10:17:27 EDT
Reply-To: kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter)
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Organization: National Semiconductor, Santa Clara
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Keywords: scum,slime,filth,degenerate,republican


> I need some help.  I know that this is not net.ettiquitte, but
> I guess its the closest there is.
>
> I'm having a party this weekend, and I want everything to be
> perfect.  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
> the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.
>
> Pete Hickey   


   Pervert!  Why don't you keep your twisted sexual preferences to 
yourself?  I mean, mounting toilet paper rolls?  And you're having
a toilet roll orgy this weekend?  I bet you sit around during the
week squeezing the Charmin.  Why don't you try it with a member of
your own species (gender of your discretion) for a change?  You are
really bizarre!

---
Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin

"It's a sort of threat, you see.  I've never been very good at them
  myself but I'm told they can be very effective."


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