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From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Toilet Paper and well deserved punishment
Message-ID: <98@drutx.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 30-Sep-85 16:26:07 EDT
Article-I.D.: drutx.98
Posted: Mon Sep 30 16:26:07 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 2-Oct-85 07:50:45 EDT
Organization: AT&T Information Systems Laboratories, Denver
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>Don't you know that your not supposed to put a new roll on the dispenser?
> 
>No!  Your supposed to keep the empty roll on, and put the new roll on the
>counter next to the sink, or on the side of the tub.
> 
>Ray E. Saddler III @ Boeing Aerospace Company  Seattle, Washington  U.S.A
 
You've been talking to my kids, haven't you?  Instructing them in your
evil, Eastern, Commie ways!  No wonder I can't teach them the good old
American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the 
refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll.

But I have your address now.  And I have a perfect punishment.  Expect
an airmail package soon containing 2 kids who never put a toilet paper
roll on the holder in their lives.

I hope you enjoy the hell you have made for yourself!

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                                     Sue Brezden
                                     
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