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From: fred@gymble.UUCP (Fred Blonder)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
Message-ID: <351@gymble.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 20:31:37 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 27 20:31:37 1985
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  > From: showard@udenva.UUCP (showard)
  > 
  > > I need some help.  I know that this is not nte.ettiquitte, but
  > > I guess its the closest there is.
  > > 
  > > I'm having a party this weekend, and I want everything to be
  > > perfect.  My problem is that I don't know which way to mount
  > > the rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms.
  >
  > To avoid any conflict, toilet paper should not be hung at all, but
  > should be hand-separated into little individual squares and stacked
  > on the toilet tank next to the air freshener disguised as an owl.

I avoid this problem entirely by using the fanfold toilet paper with
the little sprocket holes in the edges. (Much wider too!) There's
usually plenty of it available at the C.S. Center.
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