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From: davidh@utrc-2at.UUCP (David M Haynes)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Re: Toilet Paper and well deserved punishment
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Date: Thu, 3-Oct-85 19:32:35 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct  3 19:32:35 1985
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> >Don't you know that your not supposed to put a new roll on the dispenser?
> > 
> >No!  Your supposed to keep the empty roll on, and put the new roll on the
> >counter next to the sink, or on the side of the tub.
> > 
> >Ray E. Saddler III @ Boeing Aerospace Company  Seattle, Washington  U.S.A
>  
> You've been talking to my kids, haven't you?  Instructing them in your
> evil, Eastern, Commie ways!  No wonder I can't teach them the good old
> American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the 
                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
My God! Strong little tykes aren't they? Maybe those Commie ways lead to
stronger kids or something!

> refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll.
> 
> But I have your address now.  And I have a perfect punishment.  Expect
> an airmail package soon containing 2 kids who never put a toilet paper
> roll on the holder in their lives.
> 
> I hope you enjoy the hell you have made for yourself!
> 
>                                      Sue Brezden
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>         Your god may be dead, but mine aren't.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My Gods aren't dead...but they're not at all well...

					David Haynes
					Land of the Frozen North


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