Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site burl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!rcj From: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) Newsgroups: net.bizarre Subject: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls answer from net 2 years ago Message-ID: <893@burl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 3-Oct-85 23:32:59 EDT Article-I.D.: burl.893 Posted: Thu Oct 3 23:32:59 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 4-Oct-85 06:55:14 EDT References: <90@uottawa.UUCP> <495@petfe.UUCP> Reply-To: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) Organization: AT&T Technologies, Burlington NC Lines: 16 Keywords: THE ANSWER Summary: This was discussed in some newsgroup or the other (probably net.general :-)) about 2 years ago and the concensus was [drum roll, \please/]: If you have cats, let the loose end hang down away from the person and next to the wall -- makes it much harder for them to jump up and spin the roll and cover your apartment. If you don't have cats, let the loose end hang down conveniently in front (just like Ann Landers says, now children). Uh, oh. Before some bizarrass (much worse than a smartass) sees this and comments -- the 'them' above refers to the cats, not to the people using the facilities. -- The MAD Programmer -- 919-228-3313 (Cornet 291) alias: Curtis Jackson ...![ ihnp4 ulysses cbosgd mgnetp ]!burl!rcj ...![ ihnp4 cbosgd akgua masscomp ]!clyde!rcj Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com