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From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting toilet paper rolls
Message-ID: <151@drutx.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 4-Oct-85 15:47:43 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct  4 15:47:43 1985
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> ps	What we need now is a list of applications for the empty tube.
>       (Known at our house as the "toot-ta-loo".)


No, no.   It is a der-der.   So called because you put it to your lips
and say "der der der der..."

Back in my hippie days, they were used to make easily flushable hash
pipes.  Ah yes, those days are gone forever, but the memories linger on.

Now in these latter days of yuppiedom, you should use them to hold
the coiled cord for your Cuisinart when it is not in use.

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                                     Sue Brezden
                                     
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