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From: hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: yah for california!!!
Message-ID: <1544@shark.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 31-Dec-69 18:59:59 EDT
Article-I.D.: shark.1544
Posted: Wed Dec 31 18:59:59 1969
Date-Received: Thu, 26-Sep-85 07:13:12 EDT
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Reply-To: hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison)
Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
Lines: 47
Keywords: leeches, airheads, rule-by-mob
Summary: 

In article <6856@ucla-cs.ARPA> alex@ucla-cs.UUCP (alex quilici) writes:
>In article <3995@amdcad.UUCP> phil@amdcad.UUCP (Phil Ngai) writes:
>>I would like to point out that Southern California only exists by stealing
>>Northern California's water. LA used to be a desert and should become one
>>again. Save Mono Lake!
>>-- 
>> I hate "recreational volleyball". I like to play for blood. 
>> Phil Ngai (408) 749-5720
>
>sour grapes, dude.  you are just jealous because southern california
>has it all:  the best beaches, the best women, the best skiing (mammoth),
>the best weather, and of course, the best schools.
>
>the only thing we don't have is the best water and we are most
>grateful to you northern californians for letting us use yours.
>
>remember phil, there are more people down here than up there, so
>you should be quiet or we'll start draining lake tahoe too. :-)
>
>/dev/alex

Dream on, dear boy.  Hawaii, Mexico, Texas, Australia, and much of the
Mediterranean basin have beaches every bit as fine as anything Southern
Califoo can boast.  As for the "best women" that is largely a matter
of taste; I prefer women who will have smooth, white, mossy skin well
into their eighties, rather than wrinkled, sun-parched, sloppy old
crones with skin cancer in their late thirties.  As far as the best
skiing, Mammoth is ruined by all the jerks from Califoo and as far as
weather, well, I prefer living in a temperate climate, thank you.
And how can you tell if you have the best schools if you spend all your
time with all those Southern Califoo women skiing at Mammoth or sunning
your precarcinomic skin on those crowded, filthy excuses for beaches?

As for your arrogant so-cal sneers that there are more of you there than
in northern California, I am reminded of mischance that took place back
in the forties.  It seems that Southern California voters considered
Northern California to be useless, and a bill had been sponsored into
the House which ratified a decision which had been passed through the
legislative bodies of both California and Oregon; to wit, that the
southern three counties of Oregon and the northern five counties of
California were to be combined into the new state of Jefferson.

Unfortunately this fine bill was tabled so that Roosevelt could blather
on about Days that Would Live in Infamy;  One more reason for that
sad day to live in infamy.

Hutch


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