Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site moncol.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!vax135!petsd!moncol!john From: john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.bizarre Subject: Re: Subject: Subject: Subject: Subject: Message-ID: <500@moncol.UUCP> Date: Sat, 14-Sep-85 19:58:03 EDT Article-I.D.: moncol.500 Posted: Sat Sep 14 19:58:03 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 15-Sep-85 23:49:27 EDT References: <204@ssc-vax.UUCP> Organization: Monmouth College, West Long Branch, NJ 07764 Lines: 31 Xref: watmath net.jokes:14205 net.bizarre:1366 >From: aims@ssc-vax.UUCP (John Daley) >Message-ID: <204@ssc-vax.UUCP> >Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA >Lines: 27 > >I thought it might be interesting to record bizarre business slogans, I'll start: > >THE RADIATOR MAN in Everett, Washington (206) 353-6999 >"The best place to take a leak" > >TOM THUMB GROCERY in Granite Falls, Washington (206) 691-6966 >"If we ain't got it, you don't need it" Makes me wonder how the people at John Fluke Manufacturing avoid the following joke: If it's a good meter, it must be a Fluke. :-) -- Name: John Ruschmeyer US Mail: Monmouth College, W. Long Branch, NJ 07764 Phone: (201) 222-6600 x366 UUCP: ...!vax135!petsd!moncol!john ...!princeton!moncol!john ...!pesnta!moncol!john Disclaimer: Monmouth College is a mecca for diverse opinions. It is, therefore, highly unlikely that the above opinions are those of anyone but me. "Are we gonna be starcrossed lovers or just good friends?" Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com