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From: steve@micomvax.UUCP (Steve Grice)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: 2nd honeymoon
Message-ID: <506@micomvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 13-Sep-85 09:46:10 EDT
Article-I.D.: micomvax.506
Posted: Fri Sep 13 09:46:10 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 16-Sep-85 07:21:09 EDT
Reply-To: steve@micomva.UUCP (Steve Grice)
Organization: Philips Information Systems - St. Laurent  P.Q., Canada
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   There was a couple who deceided that after 20 years they were going to
renew their vows and take a second honeymoon. There was a small service
in which they were once again married and then it was off to the hotel
where they had honeymooned 20 years ago.

    The couple managed to get the same room they had 20 years previously
and as they sat in their room the memories of their first night together
came flooding back.

    "Do you remember how, on the first night you went into the bathroom,
got undressed, while I did the same and dimmed the lights?"

    "And then we rushed into each others arms" replied the wife.
    
    They both started reminicing (sp) about this and deceided to relive
that magic moment.

    The wife went into the bathroom to undress and the husband dimmed the
lights and then quickly removed his clothes.

     "Ready or not, here I come" shouted the wife as she burst through the
bathroom door.

      They ran to each other, but the husbands co-ordination was not what
it once was and he completely missed his wife and sailed out the open
window, to land in the bushes two floors down.

      Once the husband realized he was not hurt he began to wonder how
he was going to get back in the hotel as he was completly naked. He waited
in the bushes until a bus boy from the hotel passed near his bush.

      "Ah excuse me, but would it be possible to borrow your coat, so
I can walk through the lobby up to my room?" 

      "Sure thing" replied the bus boy "but nobody would even notice you."

      "What do you mean they wouldn't notice, I'm naked and the lobby is
always packed with people."

      "Well there's no one there tonight" replied the bus boy. "They're
all upstairs on the second floor trying to get some woman off of a doornob!"
-- 

Steve Grice                               "For all you do
...philabs!micomvax!steve                    disk bugs for you"


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