Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site mnetor.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!mnetor!george From: george@mnetor.UUCP (George Hart) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A plan, a plan, my kingdom for a plan! Message-ID: <2189@mnetor.UUCP> Date: Mon, 16-Sep-85 16:20:16 EDT Article-I.D.: mnetor.2189 Posted: Mon Sep 16 16:20:16 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 16-Sep-85 17:31:16 EDT Reply-To: george@mnetor.UUCP (George Hart) Organization: Computer X (CANADA) Ltd., Toronto, Ontario, Canada Lines: 58 In the beginning, there was the Plan, and then the Assumptions; And the Plan was without form, and the Assumptions were void; And the darkness was upon the faces of the implementers; And they spake unto their Project Manager, saying: "It is a crock of shit and it stinketh!" And the Project Manager went to the Assistant Director And he spake unto to him, saying: "It is a crock of excrement, and none may abide the odor thereof!" And the Assistant Director went to the Director, And he spake unto to him, saying: "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none may abide before it!" And the Director went to the Assistant Vice President, And he spake unto to him, saying: "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength!" And the Assistant Vice President went to the Vice President, And he spake unto to him, saying: "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong!" And the Vice President went to the Executive Vice President, And he spake unto to him, saying: "It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful!" And the Executive Vice President went before the President and Chief Executive Officer, And he spake unto to him, saying: "This powerful new plan will promote the growth of the company!" And the President and Chief Executive Officer looked upon the plan, And saw that it was good... And so it came about! -- Regards, George Hart, Computer X Canada Ltd. UUCP: {allegra|decvax|duke|floyd|linus|ihnp4}!utzoo!mnetor!george BELL: (416)475-8980 Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com