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From: majka@ubc-vision.UUCP (Marc Majka)
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Subject: Pearly Gates
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Date: Mon, 16-Sep-85 20:33:04 EDT
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A man approaches St. Peter at the gates of heaven.  St. Peter says to him,
"Before I may let you enter, I must know how much you have sinned in your
life.  Tell me, then, how have you sinned?".  The man replies, "Well, when I
was six years old, I stole a candy from the corner store".  "That is not
very serious", says St. Peter, "but surely that is not the only bad thing
you have ever done".  The man thinks for a few moments. "Yes, there is
something else.  I pissed on an RCMP officer's boots once".  "When was
that?", asks St. Peter.  "Oh, about 10 seconds ago".

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Marc Majka  -  UBC Laboratory for Computational Vision


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