Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version 1.0 Netnews CMS/BITNET; site NCSUVM.BITNET Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!rochester!cmu-cs-pt!cadre!psuvax1!psuvm.bitnet!ncsuvm!alan From: ALAN@NCSUVM.BITNET Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: NUTWORKS Humorletter Message-ID: <65@NCSUVM> Date: Tue, 17-Sep-85 02:16:59 EDT Article-I.D.: NCSUVM.65 Posted: Tue Sep 17 02:16:59 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 20-Sep-85 02:34:07 EDT Lines: 29 Jokesters! Get your jokes published & mailed across the net to users on the BITNET system! Get your own copy of BITNET's own HUMOR NEWSLETTER! Just send your contributions (or interest in joining our spreading mailing list) to ALAN@NCSUVM.BITNET! Try us out! Our first posting will be on Monday, the 23rd. If I get your contributions before then, I will submit them to the editor! We are interested in the following: Cannonical Collections: ANY! Any jokes (in good taste) Collections of Other types of humor, stories, poems, etc... We welcome any and all articles! I hope to hear from you soon! ---------- Why does a rooster crow in the morning? To let the farmer know that his cock is out. ---------- Alan Clegg USMail: 2801-23 Brigadoon Drive "I am not a crook!" Raleigh, NC 27606 Net: ALAN@NCSUVM.BITNET@WISCVM.ARPA Home Bell: (919) 851-3246 ALAN@NCSUVAX.BITNET@WISCVM.ARPA Work Bell: (919) 737-3036 NOTABC@TUCC.BITNET@WISCVM.ARPA ---------- Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com