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From: wkb@trsvax
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Subject: Re: Fishy riddle
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Date: Tue, 17-Sep-85 11:39:00 EDT
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> Q: What's the most intelligent fish in the world?
> A: A Cray-fish!
> 
> No, just the fastest...
> 
> But it's not even a fish; it's a crustacean.
>
> No; it's a CRAYstacean!
> 
> Does this CRAY station have a high-resolution monitor?
>
> No, it has a new year's resolution monitor.

A new year's resolution monitor...   would you call that a "conscience"?


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