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From: harold@ubvax.UUCP (Harold Cook)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Joke - offensive to Madams, Milkmen and frogs. (rot 13)
Message-ID: <327@ubvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 17-Sep-85 18:40:33 EDT
Article-I.D.: ubvax.327
Posted: Tue Sep 17 18:40:33 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 21-Sep-85 11:28:48 EDT
Organization: Ungermann-Bass, Inc., Santa Clara, CA
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[V guvax gur zlguvpny yvar rngre tbg guvf zrffntr bapr orsber, fb V nz 
 tbvat gb gel ntnva.]

Bar qnl n obl va uvf rneyl grraf jnyxf vagb n ubhfr bs vyy-erchgr, pneelvat
n qrnq sebt. Ur fgrcf hc gb gur pbhagre fyncf qbja $40 naq fnlf "V arrq n 
ynql jvgu gur pync!". Orvat engure fhccevfrq ol guvf, gur znqnz ercyvrf 
"fba, nea'g lbh n yvggyr lbhat gb or va n cynpr yvxr guvf?". Gur obl erfcbaqf
" Arire zvaq zl ntr, V arrq n ynql jvgu gur pync, ABJ!". Jryy nsgre frireny
zvahgrf bs gur znqnz nethvat gur zbenyf bs uvf erdhrfg, fur svanyyl
tvirf va naq fraqf gur obl onpx gb n fznyy ebbz va gur irel onpx.

(hfr lbhe vzntvangvba gb svyy va urer)

Nsgre n juvyr gur obl rzretrf sbez gur ebbz jvgu n engure fvyyl teva naq 
cebprrqf gb yrnir. Ubjrire, orsber ernpuvat gur qbbe, gur znqnz fgbcf uvz.
"Fba, lbhe ntr nfvqr, lbh ernyvmr gung lbh abj unir gur pync sebz gur ynql
va gur onpx ebbz, qba'g lbh?" 

   Jvgu gur fzhttrfg teva gur obl pna zhfgre ur ercyvrf, "Bu lrf, 
naq V nz tynq gbb!".

   "Ohg, jul va urniraf anzr qvq lbh jnag gur pync?"

   "Jryy vgf yvxr guvf, V nz tbvat ubzr gb fyrrc jvgu zl onol-fvggre,
zl onol fvggre vf tbvat gb fyrrc jvgu zl sngure.
zl sngure jvyy fyrrc jvgu zl zbgure.
Naq zl zbgure jvyy fyrrc jvgu bhe zvyxzna!
(gur obl envfrf uvf qrnq sebt fb gur znqnz pna frr vg)
NAQ GUNG FBA_BS_N_OVGPU ENA BIRE ZL SEBT!!!!"


-- 
Harold E. Cook

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